I'm Not Buying It

I went into the pet store today to get some of this stuff...

because one of my damn cats peed on the couch again!  This is the only thing to get the smell out.  Yuk.  Husband and I have ongoing arguments over which cat is the offender.  I say it's Scooby, his cat.  He says Scooby is too busy hiding under the bed and sneaking out the cat door to do it.  He swears, it's Shaggy, my cat, who brings us wonderful trash each day.  Either way, the couch stinks and I think the reason for this is because Husband put out a cat box.  We had taken them all away and made them do all their business outside.  Now, we have a box just outside the cat door.  I think this pissed someone off, literally.  Ah, but I digress....

Here's what I'm not buying...

That a Scottie is going to voluntarily get into that bag carrier.  Are you kidding me?  A Scottie is far to smart to just waltz on into that thing and be carried like a purse pooch.  I mean maybe for some green beans or some dog cookies, neither pictured on the box, would the Scottie go into that thing.  I think they should show the dog's peep tossing goodies into the back of that thing and trying to get the dog in, but what do I know? 

All that being said, I must say, the Scottie makes a very good model and is by far the BEST thing on that box.  In fact, there were other boxes of this carrier with different breeds modeling.  Eh. 

Someday, I will shock the crap poop out of Fox & Scruffy and come home with a Scottie and then they'll learn what the words, 'top dawg' really mean.