Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Does This Fur Make Me Look Fat?

Yeah, that's me, Scruffy.  I'm still being a bitch terrierizer to the kitten.  You can barely see me in that pic.  Mom needs to do a better job getting my pic while I move wildly.

Anyhow, this is Meowy.  That's what she's been named.  You see, that's what the people around here do - they give us animals 'obvious' names.  Hence, Mr. Fox & Scruffy and now, Meowy.

 Even though we still get excited by her, we do let her eat.  She eats A LOT.  At least two cans a day.  Way more than Scooby and Shaggy, the big 20lb cats.  Mommy puts one can out for her in the morning and then for dinner, Mommy puts out two cans - one for her and one split between the big boys.  She usually eats all of that too-or most of it anyway.  Mommy is hoping she's fattening up, but she's really hoping that Meowy's not eating for two or ten or something like that. 

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Ack! A Kitten!

Look what's in our yard!

Feeding it the cat food we usually sneak and eat!

Let me tell you... We are NOT happy.  Especially Me, Scruffy.  I have tried to get that thing and I can't!

Look at how they make us stay inside while they feed her.  
Not.  Cool.

We've seen Mommy & Daddy picking up that thing and cuddling it.  Are they serious?  Really?  There's only so much money for pet food around here and we need it spent on us!

But we understand... We were hungry strays once too and everyone deserves a full & rubbed belly.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Long Weekend Sickies

Poor Mommy and kid had the sickies all weekend.  Something called bronchitis.  I was on the case though and took good care of my Mommy because I love her sooooooooo much.

I laid on top of her in bed.

I got comfy next to her and kept a good watch.

I slept at her feet.

I got big doses of love.

I gave her 'the look' that says 'MORE TREATS NOW!  I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY!'
And she hooked me up!  That's my morning top off after my jumbone and beggin strip!  ps - Scruffy stole one but it's ok cause I love her too.

Enjoy your Labor Day!
Love, Mr. Fox

Monday, July 21, 2014

I Love NY

Hello All. I'm Molly, yellow lab. My mummy says I am of the English variety. Can't you hear my accent??  

I've never met Mr Fox and Scruffy in the furs but they are my cousins. I smelled some of their furs when my Aunt Alyssa arrived at my mum's house.  She says I am the absolute sweetest gurl she has ever met.  Yes, even sweeter than Scruffy who she says is quite feisty. 

Don't I look like the sweetest gurl here with the bone my mummy got me today?  You may see two of them.  Don't worry about that. 

Hey!  What'd ya mean don't worry?  She's got my bone!  

That's Max, my brother. He's a Maltipoo. Who came up with that breed?  Oh bother...  

My Aunt says I am much more polite than my cousins because Max came near me for his bone I made what I thought was a very ferocious grrrrr but she said it was just a little gr. My cousins must be very loud. 

Even though I'm an older pup at 9 I can't still get to that football before the two legged human!  It was jolly good fun! 

I may be sweet and know how to have a good time but I am very much a lady. 

Lovely meeting you all!!

Friday, July 11, 2014

We've Been Busy...

Mom is not very good at keeping this blog going and we can't really do it without her, sans thumbs and all... So here's a review in pics.
Mom Dressed us in matching Halloween costumes and took us trick or treating with the boy.
I, Scruffy, was not very pleased.        
We took a ride in the truck with Dad.
I, Mr. Fox, just can't bear to sit.  I need to SEE what's going on.
  Oh, this feels so good but Mom didn't let it go on very long.  Worry wart.
We laid in Mom's lap every chance we got.  

We got a big ass ole backyard visitor.  Dad says they are his friends and he hides bowls of water for them up on the wall.  Mom is totally freaked out by this.  East coast people do not like raccoons!
Then we had THE BEST visitor of all - GRANDMA!!!  Who do you know who gets off an airplane with a pocket full of dog cookies!  She rocks!
I showed her the proper way a Fox loves up a Grandma and when she stopped rubbing me even for one second I let her know about it!
Like this Grandma.  I must be ALL over you!
Mom's brother, Uncle Chris, also came to visit when he was nearby on a business trip.  Shaggy the cat loves him but I, Mr. Fox made sure to find a way to make his leg a pillow.
Grandma, aka Terrier Groomer, groomed me, Scruffy.  You can see how I thrilled I was.  She told mom that I had definitely been on a grooming table before.

Help me.
We got baths and I, Scruffy, got a lot of them because the Dogter says I'm an 'allergy' dog and need them once a week.  Seriously... I need this?  Like a hole in the head I tell ya.
I am a cute soapy little thing, aren't I?!
Yum, Yum, Yum!  MORE!  NOW!
That's me, Scruffy, scarfing down green beans and Mr. Fox having no part of them. Yippee!  More for me!!
Get that away from me.
We slept...

And slept...
And chewed holes in Mom's bedspread... We can't help it - we were just de-stuffing!
What? Is there something wrong with this???
We also went for WALKIES!!
Scruffy saw a squirrel!
I, Mr. Fox, thought it more fun to leave pee mail!
Mom tried to take a selfie with me - but I can't sit still.   I just HAD to lick her nose.  I love her so much!
She also took a selfie with Shaggy - notice he isn't kissing her like I was... Just sayin'
He probably didn't kiss her because she furminated all this fur off him and then gave him the dreaded bath and wrapped him up in that towel below.

He still brought trash for the humans and rolled on the ground to dirty himself up again.
Damn dogs - they chase us - especially my sleepy brother Scooby.
Some kids at Mom's school found this little puppy. 
Look at those blue eyes!
He spent the whole day in Mom's classroom.  She taught the kids while he slept in her lap and she carried him and gave him a ball to play with.  Our mom loves the 4 legged creatures.  She couldn't let him roam the streets.
She brought him home for a night until he found a good home. He slept like this on car ride.
I, Mr. Fox, let him know who was boss.  I peed on him!
We tolerated him... because we had no choice.
Mr. Fox went for walkies with Mom while I stayed home with Dad.  My short legs get tired and all I do is look back for him the whole way and mom has to carry me part of the way. 
Mom said she wasn't taking me, Mr. Fox on her walk with her new sneakers.  I was mad.  She changed her mind.
In fact, I love my daddy so much that I sleep under his desk until he comes home.  Then I wiggle and bark and cry when I hear his truck pull up.
Mom was busy finishing this cross stitch picture of the civil war soldiers. She can't post a pic of the finished product because it's for Uncle Chris and he wants the first time he sees it to be a surprise.  She says this is her excuse for not blogging.
Mom was also VERY busy working on her National Board Certification for Teaching.  She won't know if she passed until Christmas.  Poor thing.  Well, this was really her excuse for keeping away from blogging.  She'd had it with 'thinking'!
Thanks for hanging in there on this long one!  (I make a cute BatDog don't I?!)  
Mr. Fox & Scruffy
ps - We will try and get mom to help us post a little more.