Oye Vey

I see Fox and Scruffy updated you all in my absence.  Thank goodness those dogs can take over.  Whew!

Last week I had an endoscopy to see why I've been nauseous for almost three months.  Husband kept saying he thought I had an ulcer.  He was almost right.  I have a bunch of 'small erosions' that are akin to those canker sores you may get in your mouth.  Yikes.  No tomato sauce, no garlic, nothing acidic.  This is not good for a fat girl who likes wine and chocolate among other things.

Yes, that's the inside of my stomach.  Isn't it cool? See those white spots?  Those are the small erosions.  I have new medicine.  It hasn't taken effect yet :/

On the day of the test I rushed home to meet Husband who was my driver and I see that the bed is sans sheets.  I inquire...  He tells me some dog s*&% pooped in the bed, under the covers, the night before as we slept.  Ewwwww!!!!!  It was on his side - thank God!  I call this karma because Husband is the one who lets the dogs lick everything off his dinner plate.  Double ewwwww!  I tell him not to do this because it will upset their stomachs but he doesn't listen.  Upon further explanation, I found out it was more of a wet fart than a big poo.  Triple ewwwww!

Really dogs?  Really?  Pooping in the bed?  We have a dog door you know. Please NEVER do this again BUT thank you for doing this on Daddy's side!

Needless to say, we came home from the test and the bed still needed a sheet.  I put one on in my stupor.  Apparently, I texted my mother and don't remember it.  I am not sure how I managed to get a sheet on the bed in that state.  Thankfully, the sleep was good and my doggies kept me company all curled up among my legs.

We are all getting back to being our so called normal selves. 

Mr. Fox has resumed his usual position on my lap now that I'm back in action, so to speak.

It's hard to believe those cute, curly tailed butts could do such, uh, harm.